Let the Year-Long Focus on America’s Dumbest People Begin!

Since we are a year from the election, it’s time for the first of 50 million media stories on undecided voters, which basically are people too dumb to have the franchise. If you aren’t sure which of the two parties you like in an era where they have been more clearly further apart since 1868, I don’t even know what to say to you except I wish you weren’t going to decide if a fascist is going to be president again.