Not Now Boris

A thread on the ritual humiliation of Boris Johnson has been requested, so here you go. It’s odd the Johnson apparently didn’t understand that the “when I said I favored Brexit, I didn’t mean that deal, I meant one in which the UK got all of the benefits and none of the downsides of independence and Northern Ireland just spontaneously vanished from the face of the Earth” scam only works when you’re not the Prime Minister, but here we are.
Also, to state the obvious:
The referendum was nothing more than an expensive public opinion poll, of a public that was lied to. It means nothing.— Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein) September 4, 2019