Deep Thoughts From the Office of Orrin Hatch
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Yes, Orrin Hatch is a zillion years old, but this seems like a bit much.
Not a cellphone in sight.
Just people living in the moment. pic.twitter.com/3Lzt6icevv— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) December 16, 2018
Obviously, the easy joke is about Hatch’s staffers (I refuse to believe Hatch has the technological capability to do this himself) sticking his head in the signing of the Declaration of Independence because he is so old. But the stupid is so much deeper, even outside the irony of people complaining about cellphones through a tweet that was probably uploaded on a phone. Being cranky about the kidz on the cellphonez is not only tremendously eye-rolling, but this “insight” applies to literally everything in human history before 1995. Some friends had fun on Twitter:
You inspired me. pic.twitter.com/XiSBRVDsuY
— Jolly Ol’ Aaron Craig (@bluecelt) December 18, 2018
not a cell phone in sight pic.twitter.com/AgDMTuWmZH
— zzz (@fzzfzzfzzz) December 19, 2018
Not a cellphone in sight.
Just people living in the moment. pic.twitter.com/zsdtDAaR9M— Devour the Rich (@DevourerOfTime) December 18, 2018
I wonder if Orrin Hatch’s living in the moment without cellphones goes with his Mormon ancestors participating in the Mountain Meadows Massacre?