Your Moment of Zen

David Brooks thought this up, typed it out, edited it, and posted it on Twitter.
A man who is paid ridiculous sums of money by the paper of record to share his views.
A professional writer.

This raises so many questions.

Is this peak Brooks?
Is there such a thing as peak Brooks?
Is some part of him crying for help?
Has Brooks discovered the DC gray market for weed?

Talk amongst yourselves.