This Seemed Like a Great Idea, What Went Wrong?
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Almost every word of this is pure gold:
TL;DR: guy takes his girlfriend to see Jordan Peterson speak, she immediately tells him she wants to see other people, he doesn't understand why. pic.twitter.com/CSQjGyNUrX
— Sturgeon's Law (@Sturgeons_Law) October 18, 2018
For example, “constantly nagging my girlfriend about tidying up was not a successful long-term seduction technique.”
But wait! It gets better! Just to remind you of your worst teacher from junior high, how about a little of the “sure, her grades are better than mine, but her notes to not conform to my arbitrary and useless aesthetic standards, which I will point out repeatedly.”
I think!
This all ends as you’d expect:
Help save the youth bros of North America.