Molon Blow
The adrenaline highs I got from destroying my $150 coffee maker and setting my feet on fire didn’t last long. It’s time to move on to bigger and better ways to own the libs: getting colon cancer. Sure, I’m playing the long game here, but I’m in this to win it.
Never pooping to own the libs https://t.co/igFEKo56Yk
— SuperKarateHonkey (@DeathCar72) September 10, 2018