A winning stratergery from the Texas GOP
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Remind everyone that the guy running against your sniveling human/beemoth hybrid candidate is attractive and was in a band. Be sure to use a font that makes Comic Sans look dignified.
My theory is that even the Texas GOP hates Cruz and they can’t help but point out what an oily twerp he is compared to O’Rourke.
Update: Gocart Mozart dropped this compare and contrast in an earlier comment thread.
