“I Never Realized Donald Trump Was So Dangerous to the Establishment”
From presidential towel boy Devin Nunes, to friendly media like Kimberley Strassel and Glenn Greenwald, and finally the demand for an authoritarian snipe hunt reaches the White House:
I hope this investigation wraps up quickly. Once the FBI’s role in kneecapping Trump and nearly putting Clinton in the White House has been conclusively established, Trump and his house Encyclopedia Browns can get to proving that John Wilkes Booth was working with the Reconstruction Republicans.