Don’t mind him, he’s new
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If one believes anything that comes out of the orange orifice, one should see me about a fabulous deal on a piece of D.C. swampland. However, it also means one believes that too much winning involves sending out the new guy, who started a month ago, and has been a friend for decades, to give a bunch of interviews.
WASHINGTON — President Trump undercut his attorney, Rudolph W. Giuliani, on Friday, and said the former New York mayor will eventually get the facts right regarding a payment to a pornographic actress who said she had an affair with Mr. Trump.
Mr. Giuliani, who joined Mr. Trump’s legal team last month, “started a day ago,” Mr. Trump said, speaking to reporters on Friday as he left Washington to attend a National Rifle Association convention in Dallas.
“He’s a great guy,” Mr. Trump said. “He’ll get his facts straight.”
Once they agree on they agree on what the facts are, I suppose. But whatever they are, they aren’t what Dumpkin said yesterday.
Mr. Giuliani kicked off the confusion with an interview on Fox News on Wednesday, surprising even some of Mr. Trump’s other attorneys.
In a series of Twitter posts the following morning, the president backed up what Mr. Giuliani said. But, on Friday, Mr. Trump said that everything said about the transaction “has been said incorrectly.”
“It’s actually very simple,” the president said, without elaboration.
There’s an industry that could have called bullshit on this trainwreck disguised as a rumpled suit a long time ago and possibly spared us this unending shit show complete with neo-nazis crawling out of the woodwork. But instead it doggedly created and pursued The Very Troubling Questions Surrounding Clinton’s Emails. It could still call bullshit, but that might cause some “status insecure” individuals to stop complaining about liberal bias in the press and start complaining about liberal bias in the press, and we can’t have that.
