Don the Con vs. Don the Con
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It’s time for another GOP Slap Fight! Iiiiiiiiiiin the right corner, weighing in at three wives and 300,000 lies, it’s President Orange Pustule! A loser so afraid of looking like a loser that he didn’t endorse a candidate in the West Virginia primary.
To the great people of West Virginia we have, together, a really great chance to keep making a big difference. Problem is, Don Blankenship, currently running for Senate, can’t win the General Election in your State…No way! Remember Alabama. Vote Rep. Jenkins or A.G. Morrisey!
Remember the Alamo Alabama! Provided one remembers the Dump-Approved version of events! Whatever that happens to be!
Aaaaaaaaaand in the farther right corner, weighing in at 29 dead men and a year in the pen, he’s Trumpier than Trump, he’s Dooooooon Blankenship.
“We all really like President Trump’s policies, but we know he doesn’t get things right. He recommended people vote for a guy that was basically accused of pedophilia in Alabama, my accuser is Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, it’s not anyone that I’ve damaged,” he said Monday during an interview the campaign paid to air on WZTS TV in West Virginia.
