Is Skyland Courtyard A Real Person Even? I Remain Skeptical.
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I refuse to believe "Courtland Sykes" is a real person. #FakeNews #FakePerson
— OmicronCersei8 (@LedZepBoxedSet) January 25, 2018
Well, it turns out that he is a real person even. A real terrible person–who’s running for Senate!
This is an actual statement.
From a Republican Senate candidate.
In 2017.
Not a gaffe.
A deliberate, typed out, posted statement.
Wow, Courtland Sykes. Just wow. pic.twitter.com/5UoxM6CKyT— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) January 25, 2018
Well. This cannot stand.
Tell me that "Courtland Sykes" doesn't demand to have someone carry a wind machine in front of him at all times and I'll call you a dirty liar.
— OmicronCersei8 (@LedZepBoxedSet) January 25, 2018
Tell me that "Courtland Sykes" doesn't wear an ascot to bed and I'll call you a dirty liar.
— OmicronCersei8 (@LedZepBoxedSet) January 25, 2018
Tell me that "Courtland Sykes" doesn't get up really close to his bathroom mirror and gingerly tongue kiss it and I'll call you a dirty liar.
— OmicronCersei8 (@LedZepBoxedSet) January 25, 2018
"Courtland Sykes" lost the karate tournament to a skinny Italian kid and he's never gotten over it.
— OmicronCersei8 (@LedZepBoxedSet) January 25, 2018
"Courtland Sykes" tried to infiltrate the Deep State Secret Society by wearing a Linkin Park shirt.
— OmicronCersei8 (@LedZepBoxedSet) January 25, 2018
It was 3 sizes too small and he kept trying to give everyone shoulder massages. Asked all the women if he could “get into” their “deep state.” Awkward for all involved.
"Courtland Sykes" eats his chicken medium rare and he's proud of it.
— OmicronCersei8 (@LedZepBoxedSet) January 25, 2018
Like a real man! Screw it–Courtyard Skylander for Senate!!!