Meth-addict-in-chief identifies the real cause of Ed Gillespie’s defeat
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He didn’t clasp the big orange serpent to his bosom.
On Tuesday night, however, Trump blamed the Republican for his loss.
“Ed Gillespie worked hard but did not embrace me or what I stand for,” the president tweeted the midst of his 12-day trip to Asia.
It’s not like Gillespie didn’t try. He oogaboogaed about MS-13, dry humped monuments to treason in defense of slavery and scolded NFL players who protest the summary execution of African-Americans. However, he did fail to be an incoherent piece of shit with more fingers than brain cells, and not a failed casino, football team or permanently crippled horse to his name.
At any rate, the Temperamental Tangelo is not mad that Gillespie kept him at barge-poll distance during the campaign. He’s not!
