Do treatment options exist for MCP syndrome?*

This part of the story isn’t common enough: After decades of treating women like they exist to entertain his dick and generally making the world a worse place by breathing in it, a man faces negative consequences for being a disgusting swine.

This part of the story is too common: Once the man faces consequences, he claims that punishing him is unfair. He can’t help treating women like they’re his personal wang warmers. He just needs help. Also, bitches lie.

My board is thinking of firing me. All I’m asking is let me take a leave of absence and get into heavy therapy and counseling whether it be in a facility or somewhere else. Allow me to resurrect myself with a second chance. A lot of the allegations are false, as you know, but given therapy and counseling as other people have done, I think I’d be able to get there.

Given enough time and care at the non-existent Sunny Grove Center for Depatriarchalization, he thinks he’ll be able to get … there. Wherever that might be. Second base perhaps?

If you can, I need you to send a letter to my private Gmail. The letter would only go to the board and no one else. What the board is trying to do is not only wrong but might be illegal and would destroy the company.

Nothing says contrition like legal and financial threats. He’s well on the road to recovering from Compulsive Gropeitis.

If you could write this letter backing me getting me the help and time away I need and also stating your opposition to the board firing me, It would help me a lot. I am desperate for your help. Just give me the time to get therapy. Do not let me get fired. If the industry supports me, that is all I need. With all due respect, I need the letter today.

I have nothing more to say at this point. Other than this guy is several gallons of puke in a human suit. And the planet would only benefit if he and all of his kind were strapped to rockets and fired into orbit. Unfortunately, we don’t have that many rockets capable of reaching orbit.

*Yes. Victims feel much better after using them on MCPs.