Eclipse Mania!
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Don’t listen to Big Eclipse! It’s a government hoax to deny you of your rights! Stare into that sun! It will provide the key to understanding how Big Vaxx and Big Internet are destroying your bodies! Yes, I voted for Jill Stein! Enjoy your day of staring at the sun and considering why the gods hate us so much that they are turning day to night!
I’m in Eugene and thus at something like 99.6% total. I can’t be bothered with the 40 miles of traffic to see the full effect. I really hate traffic.