On a Night of Hot Takes, Only One Take Can Be the Hottest

Above: Beloved Democratic Politician Offers Closely Reasoned Defense of Fellow Leftist Icon George W. Bush

And here she is:

If Sam Nunn and John Breaux taught us anything, it’s that Dems can win in the South, as long as they offer full socialism. Zell/Webb 2020 — a real left alternative to Hillary Clinton’s tepid centrism! What else are we going to attack Republicans with, spitballs?