Presidential Pop Quiz
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At 4 a.m. today Donald J. tRump, darling of the Republican party and the punditocracy was:
A. Sleeping the sleep of the presidential.
B. Practicing his putt (it does need work) in a presidential manner.
C. Wondering how long he’d be able to get away with this scam.
D. Tweeting about Obama tapping his phones.
Answer after the jump.
Monsieur Boggioni has more, including additional Very Presidential Tweets.
In a series of tweets issued early Saturday morning, Donald Trump accused ex-president Barack Obama of “tapping” the phones at Trump Tower just prior to the election while comparing the former president to Richard Nixon.
Following a tweet defending embattled Attorney General Jeff Sessions over his contacts with the Russians, Trump suddenly changed gears with a startling collection of tweets attacking Obama, although it is unclear what Trump is directly alluding to.
“Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my “wires tapped” in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!” Trump wrote.
As an aside, describing the mobile pile of Titanide droppings’ latest TwitterTantrum as Startling is simultaneously accurate and inaccurate.
Buzzfeed traced the roots of this latest super presidential outburst. Despite the cry of McCarthyism it isn’t You-gnow-who.
As usual, one can only speculate about what was going through the presidential orange matter between tRump’s ears and it may cause nausea and vomiting so maybe don’t bother.
However, one should never lose sight of the fact that loud and shameless lying in order to vilify The Enemy while claiming victim status is common Republican behavior.
Doing it at Insomnia a.m. on Twitter is common tRump behavior.
And anyone who looks at these dangerous clowns and sees anything resembling a fitting leader for a nation, state, county, city or condo board deserves an endless shower of ridicule.
