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Comments So Alpha You Have to Call Them “Chads”

On January 6, 2017

At 4:01 pm

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This is what Nobdy's comment would look like if it were in animal form. — This is what Nobdy’s comment would look like if it were in animal form.

It is not infrequently that I wish we could install Disqus here because when I read something I love, dammit, I want to Like it. Thanks, Nobdy, for this:

Chad doesn’t spend the night next to the pussy-vessel. That’s for Beta Bob to do! After he “finishes on her face while she is smiling” Chad tells her to leave. Chad is out there…getting it done. Making it happen. Sleeping alone. Waking up alone. Looking at his abs in the mirror. Getting older. Is that a gray hair? He’s not lonely, YOU’RE lonely! He doesn’t crave intimacy he craves more of that good free ‘gina!
You’re thinking like a Beta Bob, bear. That’s why your species is going extinct. All the ChadGrizzlies are fishing in your streams and you’re just out there on an iceberg looking for someone to cuddle with.

I think I need a cigarette now.