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I warn you: you will need not merely fire resistant clothing but perhaps a hazmat suit before reading this take:
Not that he asked me, but here’s some advice for Rahm Emanuel: Run for the chairmanship of the Democratic National Committee.
It gets worse. I will not give you a full account, but instead will isolate this particular Scotch bonnet:
Ellison, who ten years ago became the first Muslim elected to Congress (Rep. Andre Carson, an Indiana Democrat, makes two) has denied having any anti-Semitic views, and he has the support of Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Harry Reid.
Having the support of Schumer, who is Jewish, should help, but then there’s Rahm, who can claim without hyperbole that “Israel” is his middle name.
If you don’t believe this is representative and want to click through to be sure, it’s your funeral.
Who would win a hot take contest between “we need MOAR of James Comey’s fiercely nonpartisan independence” and “Rahm for DNC head”? It’s like choosing between my hypothetical children. I give both 10 Baylesses on a scale of 1-5.