Mitt Romney, International Man of Principle

Get you a guy that can do both pic.twitter.com/IbQ4nRdHkt

— Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) November 30, 2016

I’m not sure what my favorite part of Mittens’s fanfic-from-the-bottom is, but I think I’d pick the stuff about Trump’s “message of inclusion.”

Of course, the beauty of Mittens’s absurdly overpraised Act of High Principle is that everything required to repudiate it entirely should he win was already contained in the text. But, Jesus, #NeverTrump was pathetic even by Republican “moderate” standards.