The orange peel in the Tar Heel state [Now with Down in Gettysburg update]

https://youtu.be/1IfP0WVmEis?t=6s

Based on headlines alone, it might appear that Trump swapped the right wing’s Oooo, First Lady Obama did lay a sick burn upon Clinton Plymouth Rock he was abusing for a First Lady Obama is a hypocrite for campaigning for Clinton after said sick burn Orphington.

But if you listen to the crowd’s response during the clip, it becomes clear that he’s still working away at the poor old Shout the enemy’s name to rile up the masses Leghorn. (Not to be confused with the Express sympathy for economic hardship Rhode Island Red or the the Commiserate over fears raised by rapid social change Blue Hen of Delaware.)

You can, if you have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant, watch the entire speech.

Update – Meanwhile in Gettysburg, the Party of Lincoln’s nominee yelled about the forces of evil arrayed against him. Also, today ended in D-A-Y:

Donald Trump is threatening to sue all of the women who have come forward in recent days accusing him of groping and sexual assault.

Trump says in a speech intended to make his closing argument to voters that the women are “liars” attempting to undermine his campaign. And he says all will be sued once the election is over.

Trump spoke in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, on Saturday to lay out his earliest priorities should he become president.

He’s continuing to make the case that the election is rigged against him, and complains that “corrupt” media are fabricating stories to make him look “as bad and dangerous as possible.”