[email protected]

Thanks to commentist Karl Dickman, I have asked myself the following question:

Am I willing to pay $40 for an email address such as [email protected] or [email protected]?

Liberal Tech Companies scan your e-mails, target you with ads & bend to the NSA.
They make money off you and then…contribute to liberal causes & candidates!
STOP THIS!
RECLAIM YOUR PRIVACY
BE A COWBOY & GET…
“YOUR NAME”@REAGAN.COM
AS YOUR PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS

The chance to BE A COWBOY makes it tempting, but I decided no. Trying to annoy cons like Horowitz and places like the Center for the Study of Popular Culture David Horowitz Freedom Center while giving them money is like trying to upset a dog by giving it a bucket of ripe squirrel corpses while calling it a silly goofy puppy.

They don’t care where the cash comes from, provided it comes. Hence nifty grifts like this one.

Why bother buying email lists for the marketing division when it is possible to charge people for email addresses and then market to people who’ve already demonstrated they really will buy anything if you stick a picture of the Gipper on it, shout about cowboys and oogabooga about liberals? I bet they’d buy conservoputers and Freedom Fones if someone told them it was the only way to keep the government from monitoring them. And does anyone know where I can buy a bunch of desktops, cheap?

(As an aside, I do wonder how much time passes between the moment a person pays for his new [email protected] email address and the moment an advert for Horrowitiz’s latest book drops into his inbox. I suspect about a picosecond, unless the Planck unit is a shorter unit of time. But I’m still not $40 of curious.)

Did You Know?

• Some of the largest email service providers are scanning your “private” emails and selling your information to third parties?
• When you accept a “free” email account and hosting service you allow these providers to engage in this activity?
• These same providers track your physical location and internet browsing history?
• The biggest players in the business are making billions from doing this?

The Center to Free David Horowitz & Pals from Getting Real Jobs doesn’t want to make billions from doing this. Millions will do nicely! It wants to Reagan harness the prophylactic Regan powers of St. Ronald of Reagan’s name to protect Reagan American conservative Reagan cowpokes from the Liberal Email Service Providers doubleplusunReagan, for the Lafferbly low price of $40 a year or $99 for three Reagans!

This satisfied customer is Reaglad he did!

I don’t trust Silicon Valley tech companies and I don’t trust the government. That’s why I got a Reagan.com email address.

Yes, he sure showed THEM. His [email protected] emails come to him through privately owned innertubes and the entire operation is run by some nice all American kids in Tampico, Ill. My God, do these people deserve to be ripped off.