Read the Comments

It’s not often you’ll hear me recommend comment sections to a reader…but there’s a reason alicublog is one of my favorite internet haunts–its commentariat is amazing. I’m always asking myself why do I read alicublog? Is it Roy?

“Here, bitch, I used milk with the cheese powder instead of water. Now suck my cock.” Swoon!

Or is it the commentariat?

LittlePig • 20 hours ago
Many men who encounter a true feminist basically cower, act indifferent,
shrug, butter up, charm, demean, ignore, or attempt to flirt.

As opposed to what? This is a damn Zen koan. “Whereas a real man will take off his left shoe, put it on his head, and play The Star Spangled Banner on a kazoo sticking out of his ass…”

EndOfTheWorld LittlePig • 18 hours ago
When a man encounters a feminist he will basically blink, shift his weight from one leg to the other, breathe, pump blood through his veins, tilt his head slightly, blink again, and generate chemical energy with his mitochondria. Every. Single. Time.

I don’t know. I refuse to choose. All I know is that I click on the site a couple times a day hoping to read gems like these; they’re honest-to-gosh day brighteners.

Yesterday Roy took on–because he is a weird masochist into some pretty freaky shit–various Federalist authors butthurting over feminism.

Truly every word from the beginning of the the entry to the last word in the comments is a joy to read. So read. Let’s start this Thursday out on a good note.