I get mail — and sometimes I even respond to it

I have lots of news, much of it of the HUGE variety, but until I’m more settled in, you’ll have to settle for this and a bunch of OLDMAN CAT posts:

HATE-MAILER: You’re no objective journalist the way you treat Trump, you clearly have a dog in this race.

SEK: I’m a cat person.

HATE-MAILER: IT’S AN EXPRESSION

SEK: What’s an expression?

HATE-MAILER: HAVING A DOG IN A RACE

SEK: I told you, I’m a cat person.

HATE-MAILER: DO YOU EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH

SEK: Why, do you want to build a wall to keep cat-people out?

HATE-MAILER: I THINK YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN AND ARE MESSING WITH ME

SEK: You think?