AmeriGEDDON It!
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Director Mike Norris, son of Chuck Norris, Issues Call To Fearful Angry Meatheads To Stay Mad Even Though The Scary Black Man Will Soon Leave The White House
Oh, sorry, that’s my translation. Here it is in the original American.
Director Mike Norris, son of Chuck Norris, Issues Call To Action To Protect America’s Freedom
Dallas, Texas (March 1, 2016) – AMERIGEDDON, coming to theaters nationwide May 13, 2016, has been described as “the movie the establishment doesn’t want you to see.”
By Mike Norris, at least. But why would he lie? It continues.
Showing what happens when a not-so-future U.S. government conspires with the United Nations to stage an attack on the energy grid, AMERIGEDDON depicts a country ruled by martial law in which citizens are stripped of their constitutional rights and their guns. A group of patriots fight back and rescue the country from slipping into irreversible chaos.
So. Like Red Dawn, only the totalitarianism is coming from inside the house?
AMERIGEDDON’s release in an election year is not coincidental. The film illustrates a dystopian future all patriots must guard against and is a call to action to preserve the Second Amendment and stop executive rule by fiat. Director Mike Norris, son of Chuck Norris, asks for like-minded Americans to support the film.
I think Mr. Norris needs to clarify. Can patriots support the film by protecting the Only Amendment that Matters and staging an armed insurrection stopping executive rule by fiat or do they also have to go see the movie?
And can they bring their pet guns?
Executive Producer Gary Heavin believes the film’s message warning is timely. “We made a movie that is fun to watch but it is based in reality.
Are you ready for the reality? I doubt it.
In AMERIGEDDON, survivors of an EMP attack on the United States must live in a state of martial law led by the United Nations. American soldiers must decide whom they serve, second amendment rights are curtailed and food, water and survival become our primary concerns—unfortunately, these are all likely scenarios resulting from a very real threat,” said Heavin.
A threat so mind-numbingly horribobble that Mr. Deadbeat Heavin can’t specify it, because the truth would kill everyone dead. Or people wouldn’t go see the movie. Either way it would be bad.
For his wallet.
“I believe if we can entertain while we inform, more people will wake up; and if we hope to restore our freedom we must share the truth with as many people as possible.”
At least those True Patriots willing to shell out $12 on or after May 13. Until then the patriots will just have to keep their gunpowder dry and hope they have enough freedom left to go see the movie once it comes out. It would be kind of funny if Obama and Moon launched Operation Jade Tukrguns on the 12th.
And now, for the really scary bit.
AMERIGEDDON is the first of a series of planned films and television projects to help protect the country’s freedoms.
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