Phil Robertson – Plenipotentiary Extraordinary
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“Thanks” to Communard tsam for sharing the latest, greatest idea from human oil slick and bunny strangler, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TheMeteoritesHereYet?)
Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz is envisioning an unusual approach to filling diplomatic roles if he were president.
“Just for a thought experiment, imagine for a second: Phil Robertson, Ambassador to the United Nations,” Cruz said Friday at a rally in Myrtle Beach, S.C., according to CNN.
No can do Daddy-ow! I’m too busy imagining the pair of you under a bridge at 1 a.m, fighting to the death over half a scabby rat.
[Update: Additional “mercis” to Warren Terra for the link to a Cruz campaign mailer that uses exquisitely subtle imagery to smear Marco Rubio.
