These Things I Have Learned From My TeeVee
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“Sorry, I’m still not seeing it. You’ll have to pull the trigger.”
- There is a movie about BENGHAZI!
- It is directed by Michael Bay, a man very fortunate that filmmaking crimes against humanity are not yet a capital offense. (Thanks Obama!)
- It has earned blurbs of praise of three of the nation’s most esteemed film critics: Steve Hayes, Hugh Hewitt, and Megyn Kelly.
- Whether it is the worst movie ever made or the worst movie that will ever be made remains an open question.