Wednesday Links of Love
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- This is a thing somebody actually wrote. I did not make up the title; didn’t have to. “Beyond parody” isn’t just a cutesy saying, it’s a phenomenon I fear will soon put me out of work. Please read–IF YOU DARE–“With a Beard, Paul Ryan Exudes Manliness.” The premise is bullshit–just ask David Gest.
- I blame all of you for Trump and so does The Washington Examiner.
- The U.N. sent women to the U.S. to explore our record on human rights. They weren’t impressed with what they found re: our treatment of women. But, don’t worry, HuffPo commenters are here to remind you that if you’re not having acid thrown in your face and or having your clitoris cut off right this second you’ve got no call to complain.
- Some people like to joke that Jesus Christ was a zombie, but this Ohio man took the idea a little more literally with his totally metal zombie nativity set.
- Why do women blather on so much? Oh, that’s right, they don’t.