Bringing Santa into the 21st Century

For Christmas at the National Interest, I took a look at the advanced capabilities of the North Pole Air Force (NPAF):

 

For decades, the media has perpetuated the myth that Santa made Christmas happen from a single sleigh pulled by eight (or possibly nine) magical reindeer. Santa Claus himself purportedly traveled the world in this sleigh, delivering immense loads of toys across the world in what amounted to a snap of the fingers.

Times change, and we are now able to uncover the truth.