Roses are red, violets are blue. I listened to Ben Carson’s rap ad

And now you must too.

Two thoughts about the ad, which is set to be visited upon released in several urban markets today:

1. We can put to rest any debate about whether GOP outreach to African-Americans can ever be anything but dreadfully insulting and insultingly dreadful. Really, no one should have asked the question after the “GOP – The Party of Lincoln” ad. But now people caught asking the question will have to listen to Ben Carson’s rap ad, through headphones. Several times.
2. When presented with a link to something labeled “Ben Carson’s rap ad,” don’t click on the link. It will make you depressed and angry. But you’ve figured that out by now.