MOVE THE SUN

OLDMAN CAT: THE SIZE AND LOCATION OF THIS SUNBEAM ARE INADEQUATE

SEK: I can’t move the sun.

OLDMAN CAT: MOVE THE SUN

SEK: Did you not hear what I just said?

OLDMAN CAT: THIS IS NOT UP TO CODE

SEK: I’m sorry.

OLDMAN CAT: WE USED TO HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS HOUSE

SEK: FINE. I’ll come in there and see what I can do.

OLDMAN CAT: THANK YOU

SEK: OK, what’s the problem? That’s plenty big.

OLDMAN CAT: I CAN’T FIT IN ENOUGH

SEK: “Enough”?

OLDMAN CAT: FOR MY SATISFACTION

SEK: It’s twice as big as you.

OLDMAN CAT: WHICH IS FIVE TIMES TOO SMALL

SEK: Why do five of you need to fit in it?

OLDMAN CAT: WHY DO YOU SLEEP ALONE IN A QUEEN SIZED BED

SEK: Don’t you — you know I — God damn it.

OLDMAN CAT: NOW FIX THIS FUCKING SUNBEAM