Crazylinks: Monday Edition
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Sometimes Google isn't your friend sometimes Google is the tough cop who's had enough of your shit & shows u horrific crime scene photos
— bthankful (@vacuumslayer) November 23, 2015
- Scott Adams is not a normal boy.
- Lana Del Rey is a new conservative icon. No, really. Aside from this being the usual bonkers conservative culture war crap, this column is also horribly written. I confess I’m used to men masturbating over their own writing but I’m pretty sure Stephanie Edelman needed a cigarette after writing dreck like this: “They scream and clap and gaze transfixed when Lana graces the stage, a David Lynch-like vision of loveliness, and haunting in her incarnation of Americana nostalgia.” Now, while admit that Lynch has a certain je ne sais quoi, I’m not sure I’d want to look like him if I were a female-presenting woman.
- MST3K is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- You want dino erotica? Well, I don’t have it! But I do have a Chuck Tingler erotica title generator, which is possibly better!
If I were to write a book in the spirit of Chuck Tingler it would be titled “Pounded in the Ass by My Cripplingly Low Self-Esteem”
— bthankful (@vacuumslayer) November 23, 2015