Preschool Begins

My son entered preschool today. I have been taking care of him 85% of the time by myself for the past four years (I was pretty much by myself when he turned 2) so dropping him off in his class had me feeling a mixture of sad and relieved. I’ve been really busy the past few years. And that hasn’t allowed me to be the best blogger in the world. But I think that’ll change now. It’s been cool sharing trifling, fun stuff with you all but I’m really looking forward to doing stuff that’s a maybe a wee bit more serious and substantive.

In the meantime, I found this on twitter:

DAY IN THE LIFE OF A REPORTER — Current debate with editors: Are anal sex and doggy-style interchangeable? They can decide.

— Betsy Rothstein (@betsyscribeindc) August 18, 2015

I was like:

@JillFilipovic @arthur_affect @betsyscribeindc What is this I don’t even

— bspencer (@vacuumslayer) August 18, 2015

Then I was all like:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you don’t know the difference between anal and doggy style, please don’t have sex with me.

— bspencer (@vacuumslayer) August 18, 2015

Then someone made me a t-shirt:

Have a nice day!