“Gov. Perry, Skip Needs to See You In His Office.”

The clown car lineup for the first Republican debate has been set. Person too dumb to win a nomination captured twice by George W. Bush Rick Perry and runner-up-to-a-candidate-who-ran-unopposed Rick Santorum have been consigned to he kiddie table. Because of this, the initial sponsors of the debate — Ambien and Tito’s Vodka, makers of Rick Perry’s favorite pre-debate cocktail — have dropped out. Instead, in honor of the leader of the polls and the theme of the evening, the debate will sponsored by the Daughters of Confederate Veterans and Morrie’s Wig Shop.