LGM is a Family Blog. Happy Families.

And of course, it was Loomis who almost brought LGM down:

Hello,

This is a warning message to alert you that there is action required to bring your AdSense account into compliance with our AdSense program policies. We’ve provided additional details below, along with the actions to be taken on your part.

Affected website: lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com

Example page where violation occurred: http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2012/02/the-chattanooga-vibrator-1904

Action required: Please make changes immediately to your site to follow AdSense program policies.

Current account status: Active

 

Violation explanation
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Google ads may not be placed on adult or mature content. This includes fetish content as well as sites that promote, sell or discuss sexual aids. Examples include, but are not limited to:

• sexual fixations or practices that may be considered unconventional
• sexual aids or enhancement tools such as vibrators, dildos, lubes, sex games, inflatable toys
• penis and breast enlargement tools

For more information about keeping your content family-safe, please review our program guidelines and these tips from the policy team.

Additionally, you can watch our short animated video & policy refreshers on this topic.

When I first received this e-mail, I thought it was a joke, or spam. Turns out no; our Google Adsense privileges are on the verge of being revoked because of Loomis’ weird fixation with what may be considered unconventional 19th century sexual practices.

Lawyers, Guns and Money is a family blog, but also a blog that caters to people with sexual fixation and/or unconventional sexual practices. I won’t hazard a guess as to how much of our audience falls into each category, but be assured; we need you all. Accordingly, I have posted a screenshot of the original post here, so that you may study it in all of its glory, and consider whether to employ any of the pictured devices as part of either a normal, loving family-oriented sexual relationship, or as part of some weird, unconventional sexual fetish practice. I have also lightly edited the original post to avoid offending any family-friendly readers.

Shame on Loomis. God bless America.