Catching Up on Links, Catching Up with GamerGate and a Fool-Proof Plan to Drain the North Sea
By I’ve been out of commission for awhile, but y’all have still been sending links. Thank you!
“I meant to do that.”—Pee Wee Herman https://t.co/IhXruPVbgy
— bspencer (@vacuumslayer) January 14, 2015
- Admitted rapist Roosh accidentally publishes a Birch manifesto on his manly beer boobs testicles penis boner semen gaming site, Reaxxion. LULZ are to be had. Keks, even, I am told by people are not 80 million years old like me.
- While I was sick (I’m actually still sick, just slowly getting better) I had a little time to get horizontal and just read and lurk. Since I can’t seem to quit GamerGate, I had to find a way to filter its awfulness for the sake of my mental health. So I started getting my GG fix here. It’s GamerGhazi, reddit’s premiere anti-GamerGate circlejerk. Check it out.
- If there’s anything I like more than the florid, melodramatic movie-villian-speak GGer’s use ALL. THE. TIME. it’s the way that they are so susceptible to epic trolling. Sometimes it almost makes me feel sorry for them. Then I remember they are SWATing, doxxing, harrassing, buttboils and my sympathy disappears.
- Dr. Bimler would like you to know that robots are no longer considered dangerous. Although mine keeps giving me the stinkeye while dragging his robot finger across his neck, so I remain unconvinced.
- Dr. Bimler would also like you know about this One Weird Trick to increase land mass in Europe. Sea-dwelling animals hate it!
- In other news, I was worrying about analingus on television before worrying about analingus on television was cool. Because SATC did an episode broaching the subject over a decade ago.