SEK IS THE WORST LESBIAN EVER
By Conversations…
SEK’S LESBIAN FRIEND: Crap — just realized I won’t be able to make your birthday party.
SEK: That’s fine. I didn’t want to play any Indigo Girls songs anyway.
SEK’S LESBIAN FRIEND: You were the one who introduced me to the Indigo Girls! Just play your favorite so I can attend in spirit.
SEK: Fine — I’ll play “The Wood Song.”
SEK’S LESBIAN FRIEND: Your favorite Indigo Girl’s song is “The Wood Song”?
SEK: Yes.
SEK’S LESBIAN FRIEND: “THE WOOD SONG”?
SEK: What? It’s gorgeous.
SEK’S LESBIAN FRIEND: “THE WOOD SONG”?
SEK: Fine — “Romeo and Juliet” then.
SEK’S LESBIAN FRIEND: WRITTEN BY A MAN!
SEK: How am I losing this argument?
SEK’S LESBIAN FRIEND: God damn straight people.