“But Madam Secretary, this man not only failed the aptitude test, he got trapped in a closet on his way out. Remember when Mark Penn did that and we still hired him?”
By Shorter Lanny Davis: “Well listen to me Ms. Bigshot, if you’re looking for the kind of employee who takes abuse and never sticks up for himself, I’m your man! You can treat me like dirt and I’ll still kiss your butt and call it ice cream! And if you don’t like it, I can change!”