I’m Sorry
By Dear readers, friends, I’m sorry for what I’m about to do to do you. I’m about to introduce (some) of you to Holly Hobby Lobby, a horrible horrible person who is horrible. Basically what I’m doing is akin to saying “Hey, have some anal warts.” Again, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for making you think about anal warts. But you know how the saying goes: “Sometimes you have to have some anal warts.” What? I use that saying literally all the time.
ANYHOO, Holly Hobby Lobby is a Hobby Lobby supporter who has become something of a twitter/twitchy sensation by living her life to troll liberals. This is her hobby, apparently, and one she takes very seriously. While a normal person might go to Hobby Lobby so s/he could pick up supplies for making decorative wreaths (hell, yes!!!), Ms. Lobby instead likes to hang out in the parking lot taking pictures with her “Pro-Life” t-shirt on, which seems like a great use of time and effort to me.
Y libs 8tr Hobby Lobby Holly? Strong, Independent, Beautiful, Unafraid, Sense of Humor. Total opposite of Lib woman pic.twitter.com/XdvTWVvviT
— Hope@ZeroKelvin (@Hope_ZeroKelvin) July 4, 2014
Alas, being strong, independent (Her husband is in the military. Ssssh, don’t tell her we tax-payers pay his salary!) and beautiful wasn’t enough for her…so she had to turn the trolling up to 11. Unfortunately, this backfired…a bit.
@HollyRFisher Congrats on your massive trolling fail. #HobbyLobby pic.twitter.com/qecuPCW9lN
— bspencer (@vacuumslayer) July 6, 2014
And, now, apparently some people are–meanly!!–trolling the troll. Oh, dear.
@HollyRFisher @twitter Wow, those people are dumb. You’re already a parody. #redundant
— bspencer (@vacuumslayer) July 6, 2014
I’m guessing she has no idea what that means.
I’m sharing this with you because it’s hilarious, sure; but also to illustrate–once again–that roughly 27% of the people in this country are devoting their lives, their every waking moment, to trolling liberals. It’s where their ideology begins and ends. Hell, it’s not even a hobby anymore, it’s a damn lifestyle.
UPDATE: Changed some text above to read “have some anal warts,” as opposed to “meet some anal warts.” Sounded like I was calling Lobby an anal wart. I wasn’t. I think she is one, but that actually wasn’t my rhetorical intent.