Friday Creature Feature
By Say “hello” to today’s creature feature–the oarfish! The oarfish is a fish whose body keeps going when you think it should stop. It’s like “Hey look at that fish. Oh, looks like there’s more of it. And more. And mo– HOLY CRAP WHAT STEWARD OF SEA-SATAN IS THIS?!!!”
The oarfish is the shy, retiring type, a loner who likes to hang out in the deep. Probably because it’s dark down there and he’s so freaky-looking.
Anyway, oarfish can reach lengths of over 50 feet long, making them the longest bony fish in the ocean. Pretty horrifying neat, huh?