Substance-Free Bush Rehabilitation
By Matt Bai couldn’t even be bothered to argue that at least the Bushites wore ties when destroying Iraq. This is about as substance-heavy as he gets in his Bush rehab piece:
The truth is that Bush was never anything close to the ogre or the imbecile his most fevered detractors insisted he was. Read “Days of Fire,” the excellent and exhaustive book on Bush’s presidency by Peter Baker, my former colleague at the New York Times. Bush comes off there as compassionate and well-intentioned — a man who came into office underprepared and overly reliant on his wily vice president and who found his footing only after making some tragically bad decisions. Baker’s Bush is a flawed character you find yourself rooting for, even as you wince at his judgment.
But as is the way in modern Washington, it was never enough for Bush’s political opponents that he was miscast or misguided. He had to be something worse than that — or, more precisely, a lot of things worse. He had to be the most catastrophic president ever, in the history of ever. He had to be a messianic war criminal. Or a corporate plant looking to trade blood for oil. Or a doofus barely able to construct a sentence.
That was the way Will Ferrell portrayed Bush in a one-man Broadway show that, for a while after Bush’s departure, thrilled the enlightened set. For a lot of urban Americans, the ones who bought little books of Bush’s mangled syntax at the Barnes & Noble checkout line, Ferrell’s comic version of Bush became more real than the man himself. You know something’s wrong when the most nuanced portrayal of a political figure comes from Oliver Stone.
I mean, I’m not going to bother to offer actual evidence that any of this is inaccurate or anything. But it’s just totally unfair because Bush liked American power and so does Matt Bai. And then there’s this:
And what do you know: George W. Bush really does care deeply about the men and women he sent to war
Ha ha ha ha, oh yeah, W really cared deeply about the soldiers he sent over to Iraq. I mean, you can tell by his huge push for vast increases in the Veterans Affairs budget. Or, you know, how he didn’t send them to a country that had nothing to do with 9/11 to overthrow a leader who we made up evidence about WMDs over. But I’ll bet Bush always cheered during the 7th inning stretch when God Bless America was played.