Running Out of Synonyms for “Bizarre” and “Tortured” and “Logic”

There’s a heated battle going on at NRO to become the Internet’s Biggest Wingnut Punchline. All the wingnut welfare recipients over there are dirty rotten bastards who will stab a dude in the balls to secure this coveted title. But I doff my cap to Quin “Official Real Racist Inspector” Hillyer, who has sneakily forgone the ball-stabbing and gone straight into the Olympic-caliber Derp Vomit-Diving. Oh yeah. He dove right into a bucket of Derp and left his fellow Cornerites with nothing but heavy hearts and a little vom on their faces.

As Justice Thomas is quite literally the single living American I respect the most (aside from my own family, of course), I am inclined always to think his words are wise.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE IT! I give it a 9. Hell, even the Russian judges give it a 9, even though it’s kinda gay.

Question for MSNBC, re the Cheerios ad: Now just who is it again who objects to biracial families?

PERFECT 10!!
The first comment is a beaut:

Grew up in MA and moved to the south got married and adopted a black child – never had an issue from southern whites. Got lots of MSNBC blowback whenever I traveled back to MA from liberals or blacks. IMO the “racist” hype of the media is exactly inverted. The least racist are conservative whites and blacks while liberal whites and blacks are most racist

Indeed. 9.9