Holy Crap, this Cookie Choice Means You’re Hitler
By I bring this to your attention because it’s fun to do a little thought experiment with a “What Your Favorite Kind of Cookie Says about You” kind of story. And here’s the experiment: What would be worse–if someone were paid to write this or if someone did it gratis? Honestly, the idea of someone doing it for free makes me sadder.
That being said, I remember the late 90’s and early aughts, and I remember taking a lot of “Which Sex and the City Character Are You?” quizzes. Turns out I was all of the characters providing they were beamed through a prototype of a trans-warping device and ended up being squished together into something that resembled a large tumor with teeth and hair. Yes, that’s right–I was Donald Trump.
ANYWAY, I rather like the idea of people walking around saying things like “You’re such a Coconut Macaroon!” to their friends. The Coconut Macaroon, of course, being the sluttiest of all the cookies.