Gavin McInnes Wants to Assure You that He is Very Tough. He Will Totally Kick Your Ass Through This Computer Screen

There’s lots to pick apart here, but I really want to address the whole “studies show women are unhappy not fulfilling their womanly duties of popping out babies and sucking dick,” which is a refrain I’ve seen frothing up lately–like a warm jet of Santorum– from the mouths of world’s most despicable concern trolls.

I don’t know a whole lot about these studies, so I won’t bother disputing their findings. What I will say is this: The findings are moot. What kind of wimpy, whiny, weak baby thinks life is always a bowl of cherries? Where the HELL did people get the idea that life is neat and tidy? Life is tough. Life is an adventure. Life is a series of trade-offs. And I have no doubt that some women are unhappy with some aspects of their lives. This is normal. Only children think that life is always lollipops and rainbows.

Also, let’s not pretend that people like Gavin McInnes gives even one half of a shit that women are happy.

Also too, Mary Anne Franks is my new best friend. Yes, that’s right. She’s MY best friend and I’m not sharing. So back away.