Non-Sequitur Theater, With Mr. Richard Cohen
By Shorter Richard Cohen: “Young women get raped because Elvis once got shown from the waist down Mick Jagger sang “Let’s spend some yarrrgh together” on Sullivan Miley Cyrus danced suggestively. And, no, I really have no understanding of the concept of consent. Anyway, she’s a twerk. See, I am a funny guy!”
Bonus classic Cohen: he acknowledges that the Kitty Genovese story is an urban legend, but he’s so lazy he uses it anyway.