Sitting at the REALLY Adult Table
By I apologize for this being ancient news in blogiverse terms, but I just found it really amusing.
So apparently there’s a Facebook page for people who are both secularists and motorcycle enthusiasts, and for whatever reason one of the group’s founders found the need to share his wank material on said page. Some penis-shriveling woman took offense and a bunch of guys all piled on, circle-jerked and pretty much bukkaked on her face for daring to speak up. You know, that old chestnut. That really really old chestnut.
In one particularly hilarious hufflounce, the aggrieved group founder mansplains that people who may not think the nudie pics were appropriate don’t have a place at the “adult table.” And then says stupid shit about nudity and sex and how they’re just dandy. Yeah, idiot, nudity and sex are dandy. But they’re not dandy in every situation. Like, fer instance, you don’t go around jerking your dick out at the church picnic. Why not? I mean, sex and nudity are awesome, right?
Geez Louise, that kind of idiocy makes my ass want to work buttonholes. I don’t care if you want to wank to naked women on motorcycles. I don’t care if you want to wank to dragons fucking cars. But please do that knowing there’s a time and place. If you can’t grasp that, I’m afraid it is you who has no place at the adult table.
In other news, I uploaded my first YouTube of me. ME ME ME! Talking. About things I can’t imagine anyone here caring about. (It’s a review of a supernatural romance novel.) BUT, if you’re so inclined, you can check it out and make fun of my hair. It’s no fair letting all our geeky podcasters have all the fun. Let the dorky trash-reader have her turn.