Fuck a Duck Dynasty!
By I click on over to Roy’s place every day. I swear to Satan’s testicles, every other post is about “Duck Dynasty.” This is not Roy’s fault: he covers the wingnut beat…and apparently this show is powered by nothing but clean-burning wingnut fap-power. The conservative world is totally gay for “Duck Dynasty.” They just can’t get enough of these bearded, duck-calling he-men. I mean… double-u, tee, eff…what is the OBSESSION with this show? I don’t watch. Can anyone clue me in? The sick, angry masochist in me is downright curious now.
SEK: If you want a reason to hate the show, take a look at what this family looked like before it started filming:
