As Long As Poor People Are Saved From the Tyranny of Medical Care…

You may remember Roger Vinson from his particularly embarrassing opinion holding the ACA unconstitutional. The very existence of freedom for the American individual, you see, rested on whether measures to prevent free-riding in major health care legislation were structured as a “penalty” or a “tax.” And if you think that’s an absurdly trivial liberty interest for the fate of western civilization to be hanging on, you just don’t understand how little traction is on that slope, sheeple. Enjoying your mandatory broccoli?

Anyway, this valiant freedom fighter is back in the news:

Judge Vinson has reentered the news for having approved the National Security Agency’s program of collecting all of the phone records in America. There’s no way something like that could lead to any kind of abuse.

At least we know his hackery isn’t entirely partisan!