I didn’t know conservatives wrote poetry!
The mysterious conservative poet known only as “Taboola” posted this masterpiece at the National Review:
If you can’t see the tiny print, that reads:
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Sarah Palin.
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“You do not, Senator Lee.
Obama’s idea to amend Constitution
A One night stand. Harmless fun?
Or a Van Jones at Democratic Convention:
“I’m Being.”That’s not bad, but I prefer the poem he or she published in The Daily Caller better:
For the visually impaired:
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