Kindly Ol’ Ron Paul
I decided to tune out the GOP primary coverage and return to Hockey Night In Canada once it became clear that Ron Paul’s speech would consist of reciting the entire first side of 2112 with extended solos. (I did like the warm-up line about how people accuse his monetary policy of being “too complex,” which can safely be said to have never been said by anybody with the possible exception of Jonah Goldberg.) However, the speech could have been even worse: