Clown Show Day
By I wish everyone a happy Clown Show Day. The Iowa caucuses have as strong a predictive power for the Republican nomination as I do in the LGM bowl pool. Notable Iowa winners like Mike Huckabee and surprise competitors like Pat Robertson and Pat Buchanan have gone on to have a huge impact on the nomination…. Yet we must take this event VERY SERIOUSLY and members of the media must spend months of their lives talking of nothing else.
As for me, I’m lending my support to noted rounder and 19th century pitching extraordinaire @OldHossRadbourn who is running on the platform:
I support guns, germs, and steel. These things made America great, and we must return to them to restore our grandeur. #VoteRadbourn
It’s hard to distill Republican ideology on foreign policy any purer. As someone who studies the past exclusively to learn how to better oppress people today, this is a candidate I can support!